PCW- POLITICAL CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING

WELCOME TO PCW. PCW combines political satire and professional wrestling. Written in the style of Paul Heyman and the old ECW (Extreme Championship Wrestling), PCW is Political, Hardcore, Extreme, Wrestling or PHEW- which coincidentally is also an accurate description of the current state of American politics.

Bubba Jackson and DeWayne Cantrell are the co-owners of PCW. The CEO of PCW is George W. His aide de camp is Dick.

PCW uses three different formats:

PCW HOUSE SHOW or ROAD SHOW- listing of roughly 6 to 7 matches from a PCW Roadshow.

PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV- Hosted by the ‘voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave from Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon, PCW Hall, or Ol’ Man Hanson’s barn

PCW PAY PER VIEW- Big ‘events’ held 3-4 times a year. Pay per views are hosted by Suave and his co-host and constant companion- a life-size cardboard cut-out of either Shania Twain or Danica Patrick………yeah, don’t ask. The biggest event PCW has is ‘PCW Extreme Election Night’ which is held every two years coinciding with national mid-term and presidential elections.

PCW is set up similar to your typical pro wrestling show except that instead of the good guys vs. bad guys (or ‘face’ vs. ‘heels’) it’s the left vs. right.

The Progressive Alliance are the Democrats/Liberals. Members include:

‘The Angry Highway Warrior’ Triple R (Road Rage Randy)

Union Jac

DLC (aka Democratic Leadership Council)

Felcher and Felcher- extreme trial attorneys

Opal Winfree and her flock (New Age Sensitive Guy and Soccer Mom)

Kathryn Randall Collins (KRC)

The Dixie Chucks (Chuck-atalie, Chuck-mily, and Chuck-artie)

O’Beck Bahama ‘The New Rookie Sensation’

The Schett Brothers (Jack Schett, Bull Schett, and Horst Schett w/Hans Gruber- the Extreme Schnauzer)

The American Patriots are the Republicans/Conservatives. Members include:

Starz N. Stripes ‘The Original Rookie Sensation’

Big Oil- 7 ft., 350 pounds. Mgr- Texas Tex

‘Defense Expert’ Hallie Burton

Neal Conn (making foreign policy as paramount responsibility of government, seeing the need for the U.S. acting as the world's sole superpower as indispensable to establishing and maintaining global order)

Corporate World (Richard Emerson Brantley III and Bradley Scott Wilson)

‘Raving Rednecks’ Locke and Loade

Kirk Walstreit- Wall Street Market Analyst and follower of ESPN College Gameday’s Kirk Herbstreit.

The Bomb Brothers (A. Tom Bomb- the most complete wrestler of the bunch, Hy Drogen Bomb- supremely strong but incredibly volatile, prong to extreme blow ups, Newt Tron Bomb- one killer move, the ‘Silent But Deadly)

And as always, there are the unaffiliated independents in the middle.

‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido

Halitosis ‘The Insanely Smelling Luchador’

Politically Incorrect (Hunter the Hunter, NRA, Al Cahall, Nic Koteen)

American Trucker

Average Joe

The Green World Order (Vegan Brock Cole Lee, GreenPete, PeaceNick, and Peta from PETA with Darth Nader)

The 3 Amigas (PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin, Tequila Sheila, and Daisy Cutter-Bomb)

Rough Justice (D.B. Ruff and Conner Justice, two former police officers fired for their rough, often over the top, and extreme style of justice)

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot- the extreme equalizer

And then, there are the Jobbers aka…the cannon fodder

FUBAR & SNAFU

Jimmy from So Cal- Jim Rome clone wannabee

Snott Flemmstein

Michael Hunt and Richard Headd of ‘Guys With Unfortunate First Names Given Their Surname’

Black Swamp Pirate

PCW WORLD CHAMPION: Starz N. Stripes (American Patriots)

CONTENDERS:

#1- O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance)

#2- Triple R (Progressive Alliance)

PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Opal Winfree (Progressive Alliance)

CONTENDERS:

#1- ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (Independent)

#2- Kathryn Randall Collins (Progressive Alliance)

PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: Indianola Jones (Independent)

CONTENDERS:

#1- Big Oil (American Patriots)

#2- ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (Independent)

PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Schett Brothers- Jack Schett and Bull Schett (Progressive Alliance)

CONTENDERS:

#1- A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb (American Patriots)

#2- The Green World Order- GreenPete and Extreme Vegan Brock Cole Lee (Independent)